A collection of short films based on the Ten Commandments, “The Ten” is presented by Paul Rudd as a narrator character who lives in a black void with a pair of gigantic stone tablets lurking in the background. His marriage (Famke Janssen plays his wife) is falling apart, mostly due to an affair with Jessica Alba’s character. The amazing cast — which includes, among others, Liev Schreiber, Winona Ryder, Rob Corddry, Janeane (for, like, a nanosecond) Garofalo, Oliver Platt, Justin Theroux, Gretchen Mol and why go on? — is parceled out among 10 increasingly silly shorts, including one about a man who jumps from a plane without his parachute and lives the rest of his life impaled in the ground, a woman who leaves her fianc? for a ventriloquist’s dummy and two neighbors who compete to see who can buy the most CAT-scan machines.

The best film, based on not taking the Lord’s name in vain, stars Theroux as a carpenter in a small Mexican village who happens to be not just any Jes?s but the actual Jesus Christ, and who has a torrid affair with Mol, a librarian on vacation. Narrated in a deadpan documentary style by a Spanish-speaking commentator and subtitled in English, it’s a very funny sendup of sundry sacred cows and taboos.

Despite many giddy moments (and an extremely committed and very funny performance by Ryder), the conceit becomes gradually more exhausting, until somewhere around the seventh commandment you’re ready to choose God’s wrath over any more overproduced, A-list-acted throwaway TV sketches.

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